Valefor

I found this out a while ago but amusing nonetheless:

“Linux” is an “inappropriate word” according to XBOX live. To be fair, so is Macintosh - not sure about “Mac” XD

Although the first post here is also kind of wtf, the part after that is the one that caught my eye:

Site to site to site to store

I hope that isn’t the normal route of most packages!

Ok time to go home now.

My kitty is like, famous now!

http://www.rubicat.com/

Scroll down to the bottom to see a thumbnail of the cover, then you can click and see it a bit bigger on Amazon. So awesome! XD (Edit: I see it on the side now :))

http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/21/1241234
What kind of moron do you have to best to proclaim that your disc encryption won’t be broken for 10 years. The model of DRM is retarded. It’s not security. You don’t walk around giving criminals your lock and your key to your house hidden in a haystack and say ‘Ha Ha try to break [...]

From WoW forums I believe, Alan linked this to me:

* 0. Stop spelling correctly before it’s too late! | 03/04/2008 07:41:42 PM UTC

The Daye Aftur Tumurrow: Y Baad Speeling Iz Gud

Recently, I’ve seen many people on the internet trying to correct others’ spelling. Unfortunately, in doing so, you are endangering the lives of every good person on earth.

As you all know, Earth rotates on its axis, giving us day and night and stopping any portion of earth from freezing or incinerating. What you may not know is that the primary driving force of this rotation is English teachers. More precisely, English teachers rolling in their graves. Thanks to conservation of angular momentum, for a teacher to spin one way forces Earth to spin the other way. Our ENTIRE EXISTANCE depends on these teachers! To clarify the point, here is a diagram:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/292/thread1mv6.jpg

But how, you ask, could this possibly be related to the internet? As it turns out, teacher grave-spinning is fueled by only two sources: 1st grade essays, and the Internet. Unfortunately for us, 1st grade spelling has rapidly improved in the last decade, leaving the internet as the only source of terrible spelling. For each idiot on the internet, one teacher spins, and this effect has increased over the past decade to become the only force keeping our planet alive. Misuses of there/they’re/their and you’re/your are especially potent, and account for over 90% of the Earth’s rotational velocity.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3351/thread2wp1.jpg

Why do you care? Because your life depends on it. I put out as a call to all mankind, PROMOTE BAD SPELLING! It is the only thing between us and a horrible, barren world where everything good is dead. For example, consider the following image (it may be shocking to some, parental consent is advised for young children). The red areas are burnt to a crisp, the blue areas are at roughly -42 Kelvin, and only the yellow portions survive.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9247/thread3ro2.jpg

To prevent the horrific image just pictured, you must forget the grammar and spelling you have learned. Still, if you choose to continue in your rash action, please at least slow down the damage you cause by including the following in your signature. The repeated posting of such content should be enough to allow those truly willing to solve the problem to do so.

Q u o t e:
Their they’re, an tey hav there lewt w/thm. Your so dum you’re brane is leik a peenut.

Thank you for reading this, and please, consider the future of humanity when you post.